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Good golly sweet…

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The register with full glory of what codemonkeys’ world really looks like. Amazing stuff.

Also, apologies for the lack of updates during the recent weeks. I’m on the verge, or just beyond the verge of a lot of new things, so bear with me.


Written by Erez

Wednesday, October 25, 2006 at 1:36

Some geek-ulture

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My computer geek score is greater than 81% of all people in the world! How do you compare? Click here to find out!

And some geek jokes.

Written by Erez

Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 12:21

Posted in Computers, Culture, Humour

I’m warped: Official

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You are OS2-Warp. You're plagued by feelings of abandonment and disgust for your backstabbing step-brother.  Oh, what might have been.
Which OS are You?

I’m also Java, .jpg, and spend way too much time on stupid Internet quizzes instead of working.

Written by Erez

Tuesday, September 19, 2006 at 16:36

Posted in Humour, Internet

I can’t stop linking!

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This isn’t going to make any sense whatsoever, but it’s intentional that way.

Just learned that classical Star Trek episodes are about to get some CG (computer graphics) face lifting. If this isn’t worth the Spider Jerusalem award, then I don’t know what. Don’t evny the poor sod who’s going to do that. He should either have a very thick skin, or a secret identity. Hopefully one that doesn’t need a headless Shakespeare statue to change. At any rate, it can’t be as bad as being the annual Madden NFL cover pro-football player. Or designing what is either the world’s most convulted system, or the best use of high-tech irony I’ve ever seen.

Oh, and it’s the late, but great, Jack Kirby’s birthday, the man who, like B.B. Kind could either draw, or write, but not both at the same time. I still think Jason Blood looks like Peter Parker.

Written by Erez

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 22:16

Would you link me? Wouldn’t you link me at all?

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Cleaning up the desk, starting with a double-header from lil’rivkah, with Pounching, pummeling, pillaging and lossage in Magna. No, seriously, it’s a great article about some stuff concerns the actual composition and eye-panel flow in the Japanese comic style.

Some Overheard Madness: Later, in Bed, They Combined to Make a Chocolate Mocha Grande
Male, black barrista: Venti iced coffee!
He stumbles walking to the counter.
Female, black barrista: That’s a venti Harlem shake!
Starbucks, Grand Central Terminal, Overheard by: Traveler Bill, Aug 8, 2006

My new bestest friend, and total comic nut: Dial B for Blog

Written by Erez

Wednesday, August 9, 2006 at 18:38

Posted in Comics, Humour

Overheard Insanity

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The weekend catch at Overheard is just too good to be true, so I’m bringing in the love. All of it.

Mr. Narcissus Kept Trying, Though
Drunken friend: That looks like the place to be! I’m going in that room.
Sober friend: Dude, that’s a mirror. – Rivington & Clinton, Jul 29, 2006

The Buddha Was a Tough Kid to Raise
Mother: Don’t you ever do that again! [slaps child hard]
Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself? – Union Square, Overheard by: Miranda, Jul 30, 2006

I Started Having Bad Dreams About Daddy and Grandma When I Was 4
Grandma: Now, your daddy didn’t come out of my vagina. He was sideways, so he couldn’t come out of my vagina. His body couldn’t fit out of my vagina.
4 year old: Oh – Bodies exhibit, South Street Seaport, Jul 30, 2006

To Say That This Would Hold Up in Court Would Be the Understatement of the Century
Wife: But, sweetheart, that sort of makes you a terrorist.
Husband: Look, just because I like to blow things up doesn’t make me a terrorist. I’m white! – Norfolk & Rivington. Overheard by: Adam, Jul 30, 2006

Yuppie Child Enters Lifelong Apprenticeship
Little girl, reading children’s book aloud: Mariko is Japanese. She eats sushi.
Mom: But we know that [pointing to picture] is actually sashimi – M86 bus. Overheard by: Caitlin, Jul 30, 2006

Written by Erez

Monday, July 31, 2006 at 5:16

Posted in Humour

Isaac Haze?

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I had the laugh of my life reading about Hayes’ leaving SouthPark over their misrepresentation of Scientology, but it seems we haven’t heard the last of it, as according to FoxNews, Hayes did not quit the show. On the other hand, it seems that SouthPark’s creators want to get even with Hayes for leaving the show, by doing an episode that will parodise Chef, Hayes’ SouthPark character.

Has my ears gotten insane? So what is it?
Stay Tuned! (always wanted to say that)

Written by Erez

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 at 16:08

Posted in Humour, Television