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Yes, people, we live in a severely disturbed, yet incessantly unstable world.

Most of the Internet’s leading technology sites reported last week of a great new browser that protects user privacy by leaving no Internet footprint (i.e. no cookies, no script, nothing). Turns out said “Browzar” is a spyware ridden Internet Explorer shell that hijacks your homepage and sends Internet usage history to advertisers. Oh, and it does leave tracks. And that sound you hear in the background? That’s the Internet’s journalistic credibility rolling down the hill.

Hairy Potty publishers were forced to correct erroneous entry in the latest paperweight in series, after a over-diligent reader found out that “[said book mentioned that] Hermione Granger had scooped 11 top results in her Ordinary Wizarding Levels (OWLs). [However, in the previous book] she had only taken 10 subjects.” Wow. Potters are indeed the new Trekkies.

One of the Baldwin Brothers is writing Christian comic books. Words defy me.

After handing a ticket for illegal parking, a Brazilian traffic warden, went to the car owner’s hourse, killed her, and sawed her in half.

The BBC finds that blind drivers are dangerous.
I give up.

Written by Erez

Tuesday, September 5, 2006 at 11:18

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