The words “intesteriboolint-symmerunabilifanstrech” are a good test of CSS. Some just shove them up the content column.
From the two that survived most of what my filtering criteria are (aka the “It was logical at the time” test of whether I could say that as an excuse when somebody later asks me “what were you thinking”), one lost, but only because it killed my title. (I mean, c’mon.)
So, without much ado, the new template is Simpla.