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When the world’s gone insane, you make a lemonade

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Apart from the heat outside making it feel as if Israel has been conquered by the hordes of hell, it seems the world this week has gone insane. Well, insane-ier.

The UK airports authorities have issued a ban about anything that may be used to hijack a plane or attack the pilots, which adds to about… Well, anything. I have to assume that since you can take off a shirt or a scarf and choke the pilot until he complies, means that soon you’ll have to board British planes naked. Always said clothes are the modern man’s own nemesis.

John Dvorak claims “Elvis predicted the dot-com crash“.

Maxim throws an article counting the 12 greatest video game toilets ever. The tag line “We came, we saw, we shat” isn’t helping anyone keep a straight face (and keep out of the straight jacket).

Cute Overload display a huge image of a sleeping cat’s nose.

Turns out Science Fiction is good for you.

Google demands people stop using the term “google” as a verb. Sony wants the media to refer to their latest console as “PLAYSTATION®3

A drunk guy bets he’ll cut off his own dick and wins. Two women try using a cat for sexual pleasure and end up being sexually attacked by said cat. (Thanks Warren Ellis)

And all of this is from the first 5 minutes of browsing. I dread to think what’s the rest of the day’s going to turn into

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Written by Erez

Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 12:05

Posted in Internet, Weird

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  1. Heh. It’s the approaching Singularity. Plays havok with normalcy. Enjoy the lemonade.

    Cool blog.

    farlane

    Friday, August 25, 2006 at 2:29

  2. Thanks
    I believe it’s more likely that the Mayan calendar will end before the Singularity.

    Erez

    Friday, August 25, 2006 at 8:00


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